Fun Novelty Signs
When you really want to make a statement !
Great for shops , bathrooms , offices , use your imagination !
These unique signs are about 10" by 4" by 3/4" thick with strong steel chain and anchors .
Made in Colorado - these decorative signs are handcrafted by us with a "stressed wood" look for both indoor and outdoor use .
We began making these signs for practical jokes but has since become a serious business - People love them !
$4.95
MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR DOG ! Forget the honor roll student ! Say something that means something !
ASK ME ABOUT MY GRANDCHILDREN ! I'm BEGGING you - please just ask
IF YOU DON'T SMOKE - I WON'T FART A ticket to cleaner air !
ROY D MERCER IS MY ATTORNEY Anyone who knows Roy will leave you alone - Guaranteed !!!
IF YOU LOVE FREEDOM HUG A VETERAN TODAY ! Remember FREEDOM ISN"T FREE !!! You'll make their day -
DON'T BURN BRIDGES UNLESS IT FEELS REALLY GOOD ! It's OK to burn a few bridges !
IF YOU'RE SO SMART - WHY AREN'T YOU RICH ? How come these "know it all's" are always BROKE?
ASK ME ABOUT MY HARLEY PLEASE ask me PLEASE !
OFFICIAL TEDDY BEAR MACHINE ADDICT You know who you are !
I MISSED MY EX-WIFE BUT MY AIM'S GETTIN BETTER ! We feel fur ya man -
WHY DID KAMIKAZIS WEAR CRASH HELMETS ? I guess to keep warm -
I KNOW I'M THE QUEEN - IT SAYS SO ON MY PANTYHOSE Not sure about this one ! Ask your wife
IN GOD WE TRUST - ALL OTHERS PAY CASH Times are gettin tough man !
BE A WINNER - NOT A WHINER Enough already ! Try thinking positive it really works !
PEOPLE PLAN - GOD LAUGHS Just try to stay on schedule - Ha Ha
A BIG LIE - MAKE SURE YOU CHARGE ME FOR YOUR TIME Believe me - they don't mean it !
PROMOTE MENTAL HEALTH - BAN TV CRAWLERS You know - those annoying messages going along the bottom of the tv screen
I GOT THIS BASS BOAT FOR MY EX WIFE You'd have to be a fisherman to get this
PLEASE DON'T TIP ME UNLESS I EARN IT ! How refreshing ! The opposite of " Tipping is not a town in China "
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN GO TO HELL ! Who really wants to get old ? More stress - less energy - worn out bodies and on and on and on
GONE FISSION This sign isn't for everyone - just nuclear physicists !
I LOVE ANIMALS - THEY'RE DELICIOUS A great gift idea for vegetarian friends
KEEP CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS Who can argue with that -
TO MY MOM AND MY FRIEND Just a reminder for Mom -
ASK ME ABOUT MY PICK-UP You may need to be a redneck to get this -
ASK ME ABOUT MY QUILTS Please ask me - PLEASE !
ASK ME ABOUT MY TRACTOR Have you got a couple of hours ?
NO SOLICITORS Great for outside doors and told it works well
LAST WORDS OF A REDNECK - HEY Y'ALL WATCH THIS ! Ain't that the truth !
I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY - WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT ! Quit trying to drag me down ! Happy people live longer -
OFFICIAL MEMBER WISHY WASHY CLUB - I THINK The opposite of a good leader !
IF YOU'RE BORN IN AMERICA YOU'RE ALREADY RICH ! Just ask a veteran or an immigrant about this !
LET'S PUT THE FUN BACK IN DYSFUNCTIONAL ! This can really be entertaining !
I LOVE MY MOMMY ! Sure to make your point -
